Journalist- Can you please tell us something about yourself? What do you like to do when you are not involved in political activities?
Rahul Gandhi- We introduced RTI
Journalist- umm... not what I asked but anyways...tell us something about your education?
RaGa- Women Empowerment
Journalist- Sir, can you please answer the question?
RaGa- Let me tell you something about Rahul Gandhi. Who is Rahul Gandhi?
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Journalist- Wait….are you asking me that question?
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Journalist- Wait….are you asking me that question?
RaGa- Sure. You tell me, who is Rahul Gandhi?
Journalist- But it’s the other way round. It’s you who should be answering.
RaGa- I will answer after you answer my question. Who is Rahul Gandhi?
Journalist- I don’t know. You tell me.
RaGa- NO! YOU TELL ME.
J- Well, clearly you don’t know who YOU are. So let’s move on. Which year were you born?
RaGa- I am not saying that. All I am saying is that there is a difference between 1987 riots and Gujarat riots.
J- Sir, I did not ask you about the riots. I asked you which year you were born.
RaGa- Women Empowerment
J (frustrated)- Sir, can you at least state your views about your rival Mr. Modi as a competitor for the post of PM?
RaGa- Mr. Modi is a human being. To be very frank, I think it will be safe to say that he is a homo sapien.
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Journalist (boiling with anger)- Is that all you have to say about him and his political stand?
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Journalist (boiling with anger)- Is that all you have to say about him and his political stand?
RaGa- Politics is in your shirt, it is in your pants.
Journalist- WTF?
RaGa- hee hee
Journalist- Why are you laughing?
RaGa- Women Empowerment
Journalist- Women Empowerment what? Will you complete that sentence?
RaGa- bournvita
Journalist- What the hell are you talking about?
RaGa- Women... Empowerment
Journalist- YOU SAY WOMEN EMPOWERMENT ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR YOU WILL NOT LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY.
RaGa- Death is a state of mind.
Journalist (ready to kill him) – AARRGGHH....GET OUT!!! GET OUT AND DISAPPEAR FROM THE FACE OF EARTH YOU HALF-WITTED MORON!!!
RaGa- Let me ask you a counter question, when is the repeat telecast of Chota Bheem? Also... Women Empowerment!!!


